Things My Children Say

"Do you know how old people often lose their dentures? Well, the gummy worm denture protector 3000 keeps your dentures right in place!" ~Mr. E, with a gummy worm stuck over his gums, under his upper lip. Jijiji 😆

"I know! Invisaspray! It's a spray that makes you invisible. Of course, it wears off in a couple days."~Mr. E

 Yup. Of course. 

Then he goes off to play, but comes back later to add "Imagine you put it on a pillow. You would lean on it, but everyone just thinks you're *cray-zeee*" He even waves his fingers around for emphasis.

He has been "inventing" new things almost every day.I knew he had to have a creative streak 🤣!

Miss E, on the other hand, has been ending all her sentences with "Man!" I find it weirdly annoying TBH. I'm like, I'm not a man. Stop calling me Man 🤣 She's like "This is a great movie, Man!" 😂